When was I born?

I was chatting to this girl in the pub last night & telling her of my uncanny ability to be able to tell the day any woman was born by holding their breasts in my hands.

She thought I was having her on but was curious none the less.

Eventually curiosity got the better of her & she said go on then, give it a go!

I stood there feeling her breasts for about a minute before she could contain herself no longer & asked, “When was I born then?"

I replied...... "Yesterday.