Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Mothers obsessions

From Julia

A psychiatrist was conducting a therapy session with 4 young mothers & their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed.

To the 1st mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the 2nd Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turned to the 3rd Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the 4th mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, we're leaving."

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