Fatherly advice

From Ian

A daughter asked her dad:

“Dad, there is something my boyfriend said to me that I don’t understand:

He said that I have a beautiful Chassis, 2 lovely Airbags and a fantastic Bumper”

Dad says:

“You tell your boyfriend that if he opens up your Bonnet and pulls out his Dipstick to check the Oil, I will give him such a service that his Motor will seize and his Exhaust will fall off!”